Corporate holiday parties almost always suck, even the overwhelmingly large ones. partially due to the people who are there, somewhat due to the horrible djs, and largely due to the horrible photos that emerge afterwards. My friend allison really liked my furry ball.
Another problem with big corporate parties that are held outside of the office proper is the unfavorable ratio of photocopiers to bare asses. In this case 0:4,000
p.s. mc hammer was there.