Corporate holiday parties almost always suck, even the overwhelmingly large ones. partially due to the people who are there, somewhat due to the horrible djs, and largely due to the horrible photos that emerge afterwards. My friend allison really liked my furry ball.
Another problem with big corporate parties that are held outside of the office proper is the unfavorable ratio of photocopiers to bare asses. In this case 0:4,000
p.s. mc hammer was there.
Where do you work, Mr. Bell? Or is it supersecretmaximumtime?
Posted by: Charles Vestal | December 13, 2003 at 09:03 AM
its all secret like.. actually its very easy to find out but i'd rather not just go saying it on blogs for legal and paranoid reasons.
Posted by: AndrewBell | December 13, 2003 at 05:54 PM
he works for me. he peels potatoes in a sexy manner.
Posted by: rstevens | December 13, 2003 at 10:02 PM
Ooh, sounds like a challenge...
Posted by: Amanda | December 15, 2003 at 12:11 PM
Andrew, if you are telling the truth that M.C. Hammer was there I might have to kill myself from the jealousy and depression of no longer being there.
Posted by: August J. Pollak | December 15, 2003 at 10:22 PM
i do not lie August! you're missing out on all the has-been celebs. my friend rich took a picture with him, i'll see if i can't get it tomorrow
Posted by: AndrewBell | December 15, 2003 at 10:32 PM
I am sad now. When I was there I found out that Mr. T had visited the semester before mine. He gave out Chia Mr. T Heads.
Posted by: August J. Pollak | December 16, 2003 at 08:05 PM